Ammata … $!!$!!@!! A Contest at Home

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies  like his brother.

Husband:  He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee 

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian 

Wife: OK.  Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? 

Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?

Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.

Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife:  Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV 

Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Vadhu’

Husband: Who is this Anandi?

Wife: Tumhari Maa…

How many times have I told you.. Don’t disturb me when I’m watching TV..