Irish Cricket — from Samuel Beckett to World Stage

Padraig Colman, in Sunday Island,  21 October 2012  and

I was recently invited to a reception at the Galadari Hotel in  Colombo to meet the Irish cricket team participating in the T20 tournament. Our  boys in green were rather glum at the Galadari, following a defeat by Australia  (in a joust truncated to ten overs each). Captain William Porterfield had been  dismissed with the first ball (he had suffered the same fate against England in  Bangalore last year and he repeated the same trick against the West Indies in  Ireland’s next and final game 2012 T20 game). I had heard rumours about a   stomach bug but that did not stop the glum players tucking enthusiastically into  the spicy buffet.

 Samuel Beckett is second from left

It was quite a quirk of fate that Ireland’s cricket team should  depart from a tournament in Sri Lanka partly because torrential rain prematurely  ended their match against the West Indies. When I first came from Ireland to  live in Sri Lanka ten years ago, a friend asked me if I missed the Cork rain. I  said that I missed its moderation. Up in the mountains where we live, the  monsoon season generally seems to last for 13 months each year. Hiding indoors,  it seems as if we have been living underwater. However, this year there has been  a prolonged drought even at our mountain retreat.

Dr Johnson famously remarked, “Sir, a woman preaching is like a  dog’s walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to  find it done at all.” Some might think that an Irishman playing cricket would be  a similar phenomenon. But no!

For some time, I had been aware of one celebrated Irish  cricketer. One of the strange facts fairly commonly known about Samuel Beckett  is that he was the only Nobel Literature laureate mentioned in Wisden  Cricketers’ Almanack, the cricket bible. Beckett played for Trinity College,  Dublin in two first-class games against Northamptonshire and apparently  acquitted himself well.

In his 2011 MCC Lecture, Sanga spoke about cricket in Sri Lanka  being part of the colonial legacy. It was colonialism that prevented cricket  catching on in Ireland. Irish nationalists regarded cricket as a symbol of  imperial oppression and cultivated the essentially Irish sports of Hurley and  Gaelic football as means of building a national identity.

A ban on playing “foreign” (i.e. English) games by the GAA  (Gaelic Athletic Association), which was an integral element of the push for  Irish independence, limited the spread of cricket in Ireland. The ban was not lifted until 1970.

Despite the tinge of treason, cricket began to spread soon after  it was introduced to Ireland by the English in the early 19th century. Many of  the clubs which were founded then are still in existence today. The first match  played by a national Irish team was as long ago as 1855. This was against The  Gentlemen of England in Dublin. The Irish Cricket Union (ICU) – the governing  body of Irish cricket – was officially founded in 1923, although its predecessor  had been active since 1890. In common with a number of other Irish sporting  governing bodies, the Union was formed to represent cricket throughout the  island of Ireland, rather than just the Republic.

So the Irish cricket team is one of those cross-border  institutions dismissed by Bernadette Sands-McKevitt, hunger striker Bobby  Sands’s sister, wife of Real IRA leader, Michael McKevitt. “Bobby did not die  for cross-border bodies with executive powers. He did not die for nationalists  to be equal British citizens within the Northern Ireland state”.

At the Galadari reception, I committed a social faux pas. I was  in conversation with Arun Narayan, Vice President of the Irish Investment and  Development Agency (IDA) in India. I spotted a ginger cricketer heading towards  us. I extended my hand and said to meet you, Kevin”. He muttered: “I’m Niall.  That’s Kevin over there”. Brothers Niall and Kevin O’Brien have been the  backbone of the current team. I blundered on by asking if he played English  county cricket for Somerset. No, he played for Northamptonshire. Kevin plays for  Somerset. My prior research had clearly left my brain. My study of team  photographs had been in vain. Luckily, I did not get the chance to ask where  Eion Morgan was. I later discovered that he was playing for England.

Current batsman Ed Joyce had also joined the imperial project  and played for Sussex and Middlesex in county cricket and in 2005 became the  first batsman to hit 1,000 runs. Joyce was born in Dublin and like Beckett was   educated at Trinity College. Despite that he played for England. On February 2,  2007, Joyce scored a match-winning 107 from 142 balls, helping England amass  292-7. He got a special dispensation from the ICC to play later for Ireland.  Joyce said in 2010: “When I made the decision in 2001 to try and play for  England, it was with a view to trying to play Test cricket which is the pinnacle  of the game and which of course Ireland doesn’t play.”

Easily noticeable at the Galadari reception was Boyd Rankin who  is six foot seven. The T20 tournament in Sri Lanka will be his last outing for  Ireland as he hopes to play for England. He has signed a three-year contract  with Warwickshire.

Paul Stirling is a quality batsman with several four-day  centuries for Ireland, but he has still to make his first-class debut for  Middlesex after three years at Lord’s.

When Jack Charlton was manager of the Irish football team he  became a hero to the Irish. His success depended on him finding effective  players with often tenuous claims to Irish nationality. Wits dubbed the FAI  (Football Association of Ireland) Find an Irishman. Irish cricket stalwart Trent  Johnson was born in Wollongong, Australia. An unusually jovial presence at the  Galadari reception among the morose players was coach Phil Simmons, a large  Trinidadian, whose nephew Lendl plays for the West Indies.

In the 2011 World Cup, Ireland scored a historic victory against  England. Ireland beat England by three wickets on 2 March 2011 with Kevin  O’Brien hitting the fastest World Cup century off only 50 balls. It was the  highest successful run chase (329 in 49.1 overs) in World Cup history.

At the Galadari reception, the Irish ambassador Feilim  McLaughlin, praised the Irish team for the great PR job they were doing for  Ireland in the cricket-crazy world of the rest of the ex-British Empire. That  may be true but the individuals did not seem very comfortable with their PR  role. Niall O’Brien made a good effort at putting himself about but seemed  ill-at-ease. Niall had once said of Kevin “in the field he was grumpy, he was  moping around … when he’s like that, he tends to kinda take the bull by the  horns” Most of the players seemed grumpy, clustered together muttering among  themselves or stayed close to their WAGS (Trent Johnston’s wife Vanessa,  resplendent in a leopard-skin patterned blouse).

I found crassness of the commercialism on Star TV quite  astounding. The same ads showing smug middle-class Indian families were repeated  endlessly and squeezed in between balls and even as a ball was being bowled ads  appeared at the side and bottom of the screen. Occasionally, there was something  a little different as Kevin O’Brien popped up to advertise the attractions of  his homeland. Sometimes Kevin was extolling the beauties of the Irish landscape.  In another ad he was trying to persuade foreign students to go to Ireland and  pay for a great education. A third ad had Kevin working for the IDA, trying to  persuade foreign investors to put their money into the Irish economy.

It was a disappointing exit by the Irish. Ireland did not even  get to play two entire games. Playing the West Indies, eventual winners of the  tournament, Ireland made 129-6 in 19 overs after being asked to bat first at R.  Premadasa Stadium, and persistent rain prevented any further play. According to  the peculiar rules of this tournament, Ireland were out although they scored 129  runs and West Indies scored none. Something to do with an abstruse calculation  of average run-rates apparently.

Despite years of being “promising” Ireland’s cricket faces a bleak future.  ICU CEO Warren Deutrom doggedly fights for Test status but Trent Johnston  believes other Associate nations are begrudgers. “Why don’t Bangladesh and  Zimbabwe want to play us? I know why, because they’re scared that we’ll beat  them and that we’ll go above them in the rankings. I know that for a fact.” Phil  Simmons rarely gets his full squad together in the Irish summer because of the  players’ commitments to English county cricket. Many of his seasoned players  will no longer be available to him at all. There are no fixtures on the horizon  to test the new team he has to develop, first to qualify for and then to compete  in the 2013 World Twenty20 and 2015 World Cup.


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